‘Woke’ Me Up Before You Go-Go

The former guy is going back into show business.

Howdy Horn Honkers!

In case you didn’t get the press release, Trump Media and Technology Group has been formed and among offerings it will fling at the public in the first quarter of 2022 will be a subscription video on-demand service, TMTG+, that will feature (the press release actually says this) “non-woke entertainment programming.”

Can’t say I know precisely what “non-woke” entertainment is, but suspect there will be a remake of “All in the Family” with Clint Eastwood playing Archie Bunker and Steven Bannon as Edith.

Perhaps there will be a competition dance show too. I love those. Everyone Trump fired from his White House can partner with Russian ballerinas and compete in “Dancing with the Czars” for pardons and prizes and the ultimate chance not to be sent to a work camp in Russia or Alabama.

I can’t speak for y’all, but seeing Sean Spicer in a tutu would, for me, be a highlight riveled only by a worldwide pandemic.

Sunday programming is sure to be filled with the spirit of the Lord in shows like “Ted Nugent reads the Old Testament” and “White Folks in the Bible.”