Donald Trump, his lawyers and campaign aide huddle together in a meeting, trying to figure out how to traverse the 2024 path to the presidency, especially with all the lawsuits against the former Prez. Everyone is worried except Trump.
Trump: Where’s my cheeseburger?
Aide: Sir, it’s six in the morning.
Trump: So?
Aide: McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11 a.m.
Trump: That’s going to change when I’m president again.
Lawyer 1: Sir, you have much bigger problems. I’m not sure you want to get involved in fast food operating hours, because–
Trump: I need McDonald’s to serve cheeseburgers 24-hours a day. And I want them to change their name to “McDonald J. Trump's.”