Election Eavesdropping #1

Wherein Trump meets with his lawyers and campaign aide.

Donald Trump, his lawyers and campaign aide huddle together in a meeting, trying to figure out how to traverse the 2024 path to the presidency, especially with all the lawsuits against the former Prez. Everyone is worried except Trump.

Trump: Where’s my cheeseburger?

Aide: Sir, it’s six in the morning.

Trump: So?

Aide: McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11 a.m.

Trump: That’s going to change when I’m president again.

Lawyer 1: Sir, you have much bigger problems. I’m not sure you want to get involved in fast food operating hours, because–

Trump: I need McDonald’s to serve cheeseburgers 24-hours a day. And I want them to change their name to “McDonald J. Trump's.”